16 December 2008 - Day 5, Heong Kong and Malaysia

Last day in Hong Kong jor, walk around, buy some souvenirs before going back Malaysia. Went to Hong Kong dik pang yau MUST go try the 老字号-恭和堂 dik 龟苓膏. After the SARS incident in 2003, Hong Kong girls have develop a special skill --煲汤. On the same time, they are Diamond lovers and money spending machines as well. So you want to 溝 Hong Kong mia girls unless you are a flower flower prince or you are 2世祖 lar...

Compare to Shenzhen mia girls, I like Shenzhen one more, 18 years old already come out do business, erm..I mean the legal business. Straight forward, cute, 自食其力+独立，definetely the type who can attract me the most. :p

After breakfast, go 散步 sin.



Red Box.



LoL mia slogan.



Taxis are so common in Hong Kong.



元朗老婆饼

Short story time again, once upon a time, before you and me are born, there was a happy couple in 元朗. The wife offered herself to some rich fart to 安葬 his husband Laopek. Since then, the husband 不气馁，发奋图强，created this special delicacy to sell and earn money, finally let him buy his wife back. From that day onward, this special delicacy 流传至今. 正所谓"为囡死，为囡亡，为囡搞到入监房." 这种精神真是值得敬佩.



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Hands on keyboard and mouse please. One thing so special in Hong Kong is sexual material and advertisement are legal and normal, you can find naked and Japan AV nude magazine everywhere even in the airport. I recommend you all must read the 龙虎豹, the content quite...ahem. Anyone want to go HK try the school girls skill can ask me along, bring along RM 2k with you so can siok for 3 nights.



Back to Malaysia. Since then I lived happily ever after with my Hong Kong Legs.

-The End-

15 December 2008 - Day 4, Hong Kong - Disney(低死你)Land

Take a ride on 轻快铁 back to Hong Kong early in the morning after breakfast at station McDonald.





On our way to 低死你乐园, we pass by this building, which is the most expensive hotel in Hong Kong, 1 night can cost you around 5 digits. On the ground floor of the Hotel are all high class items shop such as Gucci, Prada, LV, Yamaha!?





Finally reach Disney Land,



There are 3 sections in Disney Land, which are adventure Land, Fantasy Land and Tomorrow Land. If you just walk around without visiting any place, 25 minutes can gau dim everything and your journey in Disney Land is over. Geng leh~?



I can feel the summon of Disney Land, whispering besides my ears..."come to me, come to me...spend all your money at me..." zzz





Adventure Land, Tarzan hide out, for those who had confident in your 轻功，go ahead fly up and listen to Tarzan rawr and climb down.



River ride, I strongly recommend you all to ride the Cantonese boat, the 女导游is pro joker. Laugh nonstop for the whole ride roflmao. XD



elephant!?



CROC?



GORILLA?



HYPO?



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!!!?? It's all toys..lol XD

Another hotspot which I recommend, it's a MUST NOT MISS which is the mickey 4D show. 4D > 3D, wanna know why, go liao then you will know, it's the only place even you got super duper holy maximum megapixel, super focus fire, zoom 999 times, brush teeth, see through shirt function camera or cam recorder, also can't capture any photos in there, so just sit back and relax. Store the memory in your brain. :p Perhaps finish watching this show, some of you might understand why Disney can run this business for so many years.

Well, Lion King show is not as fascinating as I expected, but still it's kinda cool with all those sound effect. Just the ang moh and china girl who sit besides me make me beh tong nia. The ang moh keep repeating "Oh Tommy I love you so much, you are such a big boy, Oh yes~" and the china girl keep blow water to her friends on her new jewelry. Please la, everyone also know China popular with what product la. =.=" The Christmas celebration special Parade.















MINISKIRT!





Ginger bread man, always my favorite character.





Here comes the 7 perverts again.





















Santa!!! where's my Nissan Fairlady I wished for?



End of the Parade.



小人国, this place I recommend you to go if you want to romantically break up with your other half a.k.a bf/gf. Why I said so? First, you will go in and take a ride on a boat and enjoy the show, so just kick/throw/slam/push/German suplex your gf/bf in the middle of the adventure into the water, Romantic + break up, not bad liao la.























Curi take photo again. Want see the red shirt girl mia full face call me, 1300-88-2525, price negotiable. Eh don't get it wrong, I asked for her permission to take her full face photo later on, this still curi tangkap one la, haha.

Golden Mickey Theather lenglui show. Here's short clip.

注意the price tag, can buy a house or car already. ROFL.





Crystal.

Climax of the night, Fire Work.



Castle started to change color, blue now.



Pink!?


























Snow!?



Hand not fast enough, mission fail.

Back to the hotel room, take a nice hot bath, then go down the street and take a short walk under 15 degrees temperature...



Saw this LOL, haiz business nowadays so hard to do. =/